Thank Yeast for that!
I hoped I wouldn't upset you Dunc!
Yep, it's me - I used to run the chelmsford CBA branch, but sold up my 10gallon steel brewery and bought a canoe, hammock, tarp etc etc etc and here I am
Right - TC is a piece of cake, really really easy Telweb:
5 gallons - no tweaks, no mucking about
step one - visit JBK and read up to the minute advice on brewing. A forum with the same sense of respect and decency you get here. worlds premier resource on brewing (and that includes the CBA!!!!)
but to save you some time...
5 gallon bucket with a lid. sanitise with a bleach solution and rinse out with tap water.
20 litres of apple juice straight in. pitch your (NOT BREAD*) yeast in whilst you're doing it - "nottingham" is your best bet.
rest lid on top and leave somewhere warm and where it won't be disturbed - don't peek!
it'll drop down to 1.000 or maybe even 0.998 after about 10 days and notts yeast will drop out rapidly enough that you're drinking it at that time.
bottles or keg? make the decision before you drop below 1.006 and I'll respond to your situation.
seriously though - get on JBK to pursue this... say Gurgeh sent you and send them my best