I just found this on a different forum and thought of your yellow sap,
a cautionary warning to us all.
Freddy Bloggs, a friend of mine
Once went to make some Birch Sap Wine.
So, off he went with brace and bucket,
And took his bit and firmly stuck it
Into the bottom of a tree
Until the sap flowed steadily.
Now, he had intended there to stay,
But a call of nature came his way,
And while he nipped off behind a log,
Up came a great big husky dog.
I'd like to say it went straight by,
But no, I cannot tell a lie.
I'll tell you everything I knows-
The level in the bucket rose.
Back came Freddy, much relieved,
A gallon already? He hardly believed,
But there it was, so home he went
And added yeast and nutrient.
At last the finished wine was ready,
And, eager for some praise, our Freddy
Gave some to yours truly for advice.
I used a rude word and used it twice!
But one judge I know - you know him too,
He likes a very spicy brew.
I heard his comment, " Ah, very fine,
That tastes like an Alsatian wine."