If its not too rusty, vinegar, white or dark for getting rid of the rust and leaving you a nice dark patina on the blade, mustard, balsamic vinegar for a more intense look, potatoes, garlic,WD40, petrol, all the nasty chemicals out there, and least not last don't forget to give it a good all wipe on your rectum for a good clean. I find the best, LOL.
Cheers the interceptor boy.
It's a medical term - I was no more offended than if you'd said epiglottis, scapula, cranium or bicep. However, I think you probably meant gluteus maximus, rectum is somewhat more internal than I suspect you imagine it to be.No offense to anyone, I mean just give it a wipe on your bottom, very sorry a bit drunk last night when I was writing things down, won't do it again. Sorry. Cheers the interceptor boy.