its a sari
There is a very big family occaision comming up. (I wont go into the grim details but its big enough to involve a catherderal)
And me, the unsociable tengu, has `not` been invited as I am scruffy and will lower the tone of the event.
naturaly my nose is quite severely out of joint (for a tengu a pretty bad thing)
I have resolved to turn one of my saris (car boot finds) into a dress.