What would you be gagging for...

[Wilderbeast]

O.k so you're a Chilean miner who's been stuck down a mine for 70 days. Other than the blindingly obvious and what we are obliged to say (wife, girlfriend, husband, kids, dog etc.), these are a given! What material items would you want after 70 days without them?

Maximum of 2 items.

I'll start:

A Bolivar extra coronor cigar
&
A pint of London Pride Ale

Your turn!

 

[EdS]

a bloody good shower and a decent bed.

Then slap up meal. I was thinking may be a decent beer but to be honest I guess getting clean, proper sleep and real food would be more likely.

And soft toilet roll.

 

[Wilderbeast]

a bloody good shower and a decent bed.

Then slap up meal. I was thinking may be a decent beer but to be honest I guess getting clean, proper sleep and real food would be more likely.

And soft toilet roll.

Oh those things are a given! Although I will except "soft toilet roll" as an option...you have one more choice Eds!

 

[launditch1]

My p45 so i could look for a new job!!

 

[SimonM]

1. Pay packet with all the overtime included
2. Solitude

 

[ex-member Raikey]

1. daylight

2. an outdoor open space

 

[BarryG]

Bacon butty (chunky white bread)
English breakfast Tea

 

[Wilderbeast]

Bacon butty (chunky white bread)
English breakfast Tea

That's what I'm talking about!

 

[Shambling Shaman]

A dam good Agent

A good sponsorship deal.

 

[Andy T]

A break from the wife........

 

[Bushwhacker]

A cigarette and some bacon, a shed load of bacon.

 

[Wilderbeast]

A dam good Agent

A good sponsorship deal.

What would one of the miners advertise? Hard hats?!

 

[Wilderbeast]

A break from the wife........

dangerous!

 

[snozz]

A pint of Timothy Taylor's Golden best and a soft bed.

Didn't one of the miners have 2 women come forward claiming to be his wife? (poor guy!)

 

[locum76]

headroom - somewhere to stand up straight.

 

[lucan]

Probably a pint and a smoke

 

[iamasmith]

dangerous!

I can just see SWMBOs response on return '...while you lot were off enjoying yourself, I've had to do absolutely everything. And WASH THE BATH when you have finished!'

 

[Shewie]

Half a crispy duck with pancakes and a couple of bottles of Tsingtao.

Then a couple of weeks on a beach somewhere to top up the vitamin D

 

[Andy T]

very good im crying here

 

[Jus_like_that]

Easy!!

A gallon of Jennings Cocker Hoop and a large jamesons to finish it off