Mother: Niels, be careful you don't cut yourself!
Me: Don't be ridiculous. I've not cut myself in years.
20 minutes later: slash! My first 3 stitches.
Doctor: Was the knife clean?
Me: Yes, I've only carved wood with it and cleaned fish and game.
Doctor: ?!
In other words I just got my first tetanus shot too.
Me: Don't be ridiculous. I've not cut myself in years.
20 minutes later: slash! My first 3 stitches.
Doctor: Was the knife clean?
Me: Yes, I've only carved wood with it and cleaned fish and game.
Doctor: ?!
In other words I just got my first tetanus shot too.
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