Mother: Niels, be careful you don't cut yourself!
Me: Don't be ridiculous. I've not cut myself in years.
20 minutes later: slash! My first 3 stitches.
![](http://i1300.photobucket.com/albums/ag82/Samiknives/2013-07-08163516_zpsc0a15321.jpg)
![](http://i1300.photobucket.com/albums/ag82/Samiknives/2013-07-08170348_zps0baef344.jpg)
Doctor: Was the knife clean?
Me: Yes, I've only carved wood with it and cleaned fish and game.
Doctor: ?!![Yuck :yuck: :yuck:](/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/yuck.png)
In other words I just got my first tetanus shot too.![Smile :) :)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Me: Don't be ridiculous. I've not cut myself in years.
20 minutes later: slash! My first 3 stitches.
![](http://i1300.photobucket.com/albums/ag82/Samiknives/2013-07-08163516_zpsc0a15321.jpg)
![](http://i1300.photobucket.com/albums/ag82/Samiknives/2013-07-08170348_zps0baef344.jpg)
Doctor: Was the knife clean?
Me: Yes, I've only carved wood with it and cleaned fish and game.
Doctor: ?!
![Yuck :yuck: :yuck:](/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/yuck.png)
In other words I just got my first tetanus shot too.
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