A cruiser is something completely different from a double bladed hatchet. It's the most efficient chopping tool you can get on a 28" or 24: handle. It's that way because of the balance and the fact that cuts aren't wasted by inaccuracy. It's also a dangerous tool, because of the length and double blades - so even if a person knows how to use one, it always has to be babysat in case someone else wants to pick it up and give it a try. And it's not something a person wants to walk around with, if the blades are unsheathed, even with caulked boots.
I sure love doubles and I have more than most and use them more than most - but only for specific tasks like trail clearing.
But - fabulous ones come up regularly on ebay for decent prices.