I have to confess I am a little confused about how this thread has now moved onto a discussion about the finer points of various household objects, namely irons, vacuum cleaners and kitchen tables.
I am fearful that underneath we are just all domesticated house husbands! lol
Perhaps one of us should brave up and offer to hold a meet in their kitchen? I'm sure the other half wouldnt be quite so outspoken if the delicious smells of home baking, the sounds of a fire crackling, and the smell of 8-10 fully grown unwashed men were emanating from underneath the kitchen table in the morning.
After all, its about 'leave no trace' camping huh? There'd be nothing to complain about!