Ha ha ha brilliant.........and true!!!
Try telling my wife that!
Hmmmm....it's the husband who says, "Do you not think the knifeage is getting a wee bit out of hand??"
so I told him that the last one was for him
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I only have one knife.
The one in the garage, the one in the kitchen, the one by the fire, the one in the bag, the one in the toolbox.
You only need one knife.