Well, if Jamie Oliver can do Sainsbury's....................
I can picture the scene, the camera pans slowly across the Tesco's carpark, filled with Ford's, Vauxhall's and Toyota's. There in the middle of the car park is a Landrover with a birch bark Canoe strapped to the roof rack!
Cut to the entrance way as Ray Mears walks in, Swanndri shirt wrapped tightly against the cutting breeze, two environmentally friendly birch bark shopping bag's clutched in his sweaty palm's, excitement etched on his face.
Next scene, the vegetable section, Ray Turns to the camera and says "sometimes, i like to come here, sit down and just listen." He is side swiped by a teenage mother and her panzer-like double buggy. He moves on to the deli counter.
"Ah" says Ray, "venison, the staple diet of the ancients, a distinctive meat that would, after being stalked, caught and butchered, would sustain a family for day's. What price quality?" An assistant overhears him " Denise, how much for the venison?" she wails across the supermarket.
Into the household goods. "if you want to avoid illness in the wild, cleanliness of your equipment and cooking utensils is paramount. Here we have turpentine, a low viscosity fluid with many uses. Remember though, it is a white spirit, so it must be chilled and drank with Fish!"
Sorry, lost myself a little then, dont know where i'm going with this. I'm not well you know, damed flu (not man flu!) and i start nights tonight.
So you recon Bear Gryhl's would be good for Asda now Sharon Osbournes left? I recon if Steve Irwin was still here, he'd be good for Wilkinsons or Poundstretcher, he could enthuse about anything and everything!
I think i'm starting to hallucinate.
