Post 3333rd post comp

[Tengu]

Guess what I have in my bag and Ill send you it and contents

 

[TeeDee]

Is it Ranulph Fiennes?

 

[nuggets]

what kind of bag ??? hand bag ?? sleeping bag ?? shopping bag ?? bin bag ??

 

[malente]

frost mora and a firesteel.

 

[Matt.S]

A shrubbery.

 

[Tengu]

can I post a pic of the bag in question tommorrow? Im having an autistic evening.

Its about 15 litres if that will give you a nonclue

 

[locum76]

a japanese knife.

 

[Shewie]

Water bottle and cup, knife and ferro rod ?

 

[stooboy]

betamax video tape, used glue pot lid, broken sycle handle, 5 round pebbles and half a brick, a japanese knife, a Ballater vistors guide and postcard.

 

[nuggets]

nothing !!! coz its inside out -you,ve just washed it !!!

 

[Wilderbeast]

A shrubbery.

Yes, a nice one, not too expensive

 

[scrogger]

A note book , a pencil, a Tesco receipt a multi tool and finally a Hair brush.

Or 15 ltrs of fresh air!!

 

[TeeDee]

Is it the Secrets To World Peace?

 

[bushwacker bob]

betamax video tape, used glue pot lid, broken sycle handle, 5 round pebbles and half a brick, a japanese knife, a Ballater vistors guide and postcard.

Almost.

I recon its got a douche in it too. and maybe an old pouffe.

 

[TeeDee]

Just had a worrying thought ---- Not a BODY -BAG is it?!!


Phew- 15lt, too small for a whole body.

 

[malente]

Phew- 15lt, too small for a whole body.

Depends on the body...

 

[Tengu]

yes, I ate the soft bits....

 

[Matt.S]

yes, I ate the soft bits....

With fava beans and a nice Chianti?

 

[Bravo4]

Nessmuk's Bones and the Shroud of Turin, NSN 7210-99-225-8270.

 

[Wilderbeast]

Is it two halves of a cocanut that you bash together to sound like a horse?