Somebody was getting moaned at in the papers yesterday for cutting up an old gas bottle for a light shade, not sure which episode it was though
The house that £100k built? [I think you can buy a mansion for that in southern germany cant you?]
The worlds gone insane
I'll give you a tenner for it.
Estate Agent: [No, no we can assure you thats normal, and actually a really good deal]
Unimpessed.