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My mate has lost a ton of weight during lockdown by wearing two slices of bread on his head. He calls it his loaf hat diet. Windy.

Adler .

Three of a perfect pair

Chaos and Mayhem loved the stories Womble. They have regaled their mum with them, and the songs. Thanks Windy

What do you call a man with a car number plate stuck to his head? Reg.

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Chaos n Mayhem getting super excited.

Numpty .

My mate has just started a new band called 1023mb. They are still waiting on there 1st gig. 😜 Windy

There is the pirate ship where loads of kids congragete/play as well as an area outside toilet blocks which had a rope swing. Windy

I enjoyed that. Thanks for sharing Windy

My pals a drummer in a pub rock group. He has played with them for years. Over the past few months his drumming has got progressively worse and he has developed problems with his timing. The rest of the band had a meeting to discuss his poor timing and decided to sack him. Totally devastated...

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I found a 5 iron golf club once a good thirty feet or so in a wood that paralleled a golf course. I handed it in to the starters box and got a nice thank you letter a couple of weeks later. It transpired that the owner was not having a particularly good round and lost the plot chucking the club...