I had cause to call my credit card company tonight as my monthly statement had not arrived. Finding that the statement had been sent some time ago I worried that it may have been intercepted and some other ****** had my credit card details I asked the girl on the phone (Sounded to be early 20's) to read to me the list of transactions since my last statement.
In a bored and monotone voice she started to list the transactions...
"Fred Bloggs and Sons... £25
Jim Smith Ltd ..................£32
Tesco's............................£18.10"
etc etc, until she reached the purchase of sail eyelets, nylon webbing , posh leather punches and stuff from le Prevo........
"Le PERVO Leathers.£42.80........."
At which point she started to giggle
I quickly explained that she might want to re-read the company name, but all it did was make her laugh all the more until we were both laughing too hard to talk. 
Let this be a warning to you all. Order from le Prevo by all means (They are a good company) but mind who glances at your statements! Trying to explain to a livid spouse that you have not been buying "exotic apparel" when all they did was take a quick glance at the statement might prove to be quite difficult!
In a bored and monotone voice she started to list the transactions...
"Fred Bloggs and Sons... £25
Jim Smith Ltd ..................£32
Tesco's............................£18.10"
etc etc, until she reached the purchase of sail eyelets, nylon webbing , posh leather punches and stuff from le Prevo........
"Le PERVO Leathers.£42.80........."
At which point she started to giggle
I quickly explained that she might want to re-read the company name, but all it did was make her laugh all the more until we were both laughing too hard to talk. Let this be a warning to you all. Order from le Prevo by all means (They are a good company) but mind who glances at your statements! Trying to explain to a livid spouse that you have not been buying "exotic apparel" when all they did was take a quick glance at the statement might prove to be quite difficult!
