To second John on this: that's not a canoe!
Also, with all due respect... With all of these stories, it's not actually the canoe / kayak at fault really, is it? Perhaps you should stick to dry land.![Wink ;) ;)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
(Oh, and do you know this bloke, by any chance?
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Also, with all due respect... With all of these stories, it's not actually the canoe / kayak at fault really, is it? Perhaps you should stick to dry land.
(Oh, and do you know this bloke, by any chance?