Random - Non Sequitur Game.

[mrcharly]

My English teacher told me to use an imperative in a sentence. I told him he was a dirty old man and he should be ashamed.

 

[bearbait]

Talking balls could be an evolutionary imperative.

Aren't talking balls something to do with Pokemon Go? One of the critters, maybe?

 

[Herbalist1]

Pokemon reminds me of the last time I was at the South Lakes wild animal park. They had lots of signs up telling you not to poke the lemurs ( well it was a picture of a lemur and a hand with a line through it). I've never before felt such an overwhelming urge to poke a lemur ( not in a bad way you understand - if there is such a thing as a good way to poke a lemur. According to my wife there isn't and I'm weird).

 

[KenThis]

As we all learned from the Madagascar animated film francise Lemurs are only found in the wild in Madagascar. The largest of the lemurs is the AyeAye, which has a super elongated finger it uses to search for grubs in rotting trees. Locals fear these scary nocturnal primates as Evil spirits and believe if they poke their finger at you, you'll die, some even think that AyeAyes can use their digit to kill you by poking it right through your heart...
Maybe lemurs think Herbalist1 is evil and will be forever grateful you didn't poke any of them...

 

[Drain Bamaged]

It’s not just locals that believe Aye-Aye’s are evil. I am pretty certain they are responsible for thunderstorms, cracked paving slabs and my Granddads constipation.

D.B.

 

[Herbalist1]

That's right - hence my new motto 'poke a lemur before it pokes you'!!!!

 

[stonehippo]

That's right - hence my new motto 'poke a lemur before it pokes you'!!!![/QUOTE
Mottoes are a good way to summarise values. As I get older my motto seems to boil down to 'I'm tired of your ****.'

 

[Zingmo]

As I get older, I get about more - because my mind wanders further!

Z

 

[Leshy]

As I get older, I get about more - because my mind wanders further!

Z

"Your only as old as the woman you feel..."

~ Groucho Marx

 

[Kooga]

Oscar the Grouch has 7lb cell phone that Jim Henson threw away, apparently.

 

[KenThis]

I've caught little Motorolas, 3/4lb Samsungs and the occasional Apple iPhone, but I've never caught a Nokia.
Older fishermen say you can sometimes find them in your nets but that they're impossible to kill, and you have to throw them back...