Oh what a mess I've made.

[geordienemisis]

I have been restoring a little Air Rifle to use for some hunting and after cleaning the stock sanding down and then went and bought some Tru-Oil to finish it off. The Mrs is away shopping with her Mam so I think I will do this in the kitchen to save going back and forward to the shed. Low and behold I have spilt the Tru-Oil and grabbed the first thing to hand? Big mistake its only her new trousers hanging on the kitchen door. They now have a very large wet oil stain right through the material and it smells like a car repair shop now. I am thinking that I will just throw them in the bin and say nowt. "Trousers No dear I have not seen any are you sure they were in the kitchen" I am half laughing writing this she will have a fit later Haha.

 

[Silverback 1]

Look on the brightside,at least she's not wearing the trousers in your house.

Don't forget to post some pics of the air rifle when you're out of hospital.

 

[dwardo]

Can i have the rifle when your gone?

 

[spandit]

Can i have the rifle when your gone?

You'll have to ask the police/proctologist for it, depending on how she reacts

 

[tartanferret]

:tapedshut /

Or :sad6:



Either way,

 

[Golb]

Watch out for spontaneous combustion. Both of the trousers and your wife

 

[plastic-ninja]

Go and get a Staindevil for oil and wash them for her then you can say the dog/cat/kids pulled them onto the floor
and you thought you'd help her by washing them.
Chances are she'll still kill you but maybe she'll do it quickly!
Cheers , Simon

 

[Harvestman]

Are we all married to terrifying & unforgiving women then?





I am.

(Just joking dear, honest)

 

[Shewie]

Are we all married to terrifying & unforgiving women then?

I am .

 

[drewdunnrespect]

no comment about the married thing but to the op good luck

 

[grey-array]

Almost lost my cool I was laughing so hard

(Just joking dear, honest)

Reading this with the intense fear in the voice of Harvestman, with SWMBO standing next to him with a piece of rebar.
But I would probably put my chances on the Staindevil, will makes you last longest I think
Yours sincerely and goodluck ^^ Ruud

 

[palace]

As I always make a mess I have rags to hand, have I got time to get you insured...

 

[WULF]

They do get over our actions mate although ive never been forgiven for boiling a rams horn in her pressure cooker in the kitchen while she was out...she came back too soon:twak:!! it stunk the house out and wasn't at all impressed:sad6:

I was sent to bed without my cocoa

 

[The Big Lebowski]

Leave the back door open... Blame her for leaving it open, let her slowly realize the trousers are gone. Protest once the trousers have been noticed 'missing' that your rifles gone too...

Make her buy you a new one. Win, Win my friend hide everything, deny absolutely everything!

The alternative sounds quite painful.

 

[udamiano]

Are we all married to terrifying & unforgiving women then?

I am.

(Just joking dear, honest)

Yep me too :theyareon

 

[Retired Member southey]

When she comes in, through in her face, tell her to pick up the washing when its down else this wouldnt have happend, then walk away with your hand down your pants and shoot yourself in the face, may as ell enjoy your last moments on earth

Good luck chap, in this world or the next!

I know id get a telling for ruining the trousers but not as much as I will get when she finds out what happened to the jewellery box that wasn't meant to go to the tip!!

 

[blacktimberwolf]

When the screaming subsides, tell her they made her bum look big anyway

 

[Harvestman]

Do you want flowers or a donation to a preferred charity?

Bushcraft memorial service. Hmmm....

 

[Ratbag]

Do you want flowers or a donation to a preferred charity?

Bushcraft memorial service. Hmmm....

T'would be a cremation, surely...?

 

[Mesquite]

T'would be a cremation, surely...?

More than likely as the sacred oils have been sprinkled...