Stumbled upon this thread - here's a translation challenge for those bored at work. Translate from doric to english:
Wint fir a wee dither the ither morn to hae a glek it the coos in i fields. Felt like an eejit fan a took i wrang waay, ended up tikin mare thin a whiley - now mi fit's sare and as hard as a copae bap. Ye'd think am glekit, bit am nae.
Wint fir a wee dither the ither morn to hae a glek it the coos in i fields. Felt like an eejit fan a took i wrang waay, ended up tikin mare thin a whiley - now mi fit's sare and as hard as a copae bap. Ye'd think am glekit, bit am nae.