How many bushcrafters.......

Toddy

Mod
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Jan 21, 2005
39,133
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Does it take to change a lightbulb ??



1 to pace count the steps to the shops to purchase a new bulb. :cool:

2 to track the original bulb buyer who decided to sit down and make a cup of tea ;)

1 to change the light bulb and 3 to post that the light bulb has been duly
changed, and is now in a hand carved lantern made from suitably harvested timber with fine leather work shade :)

10 to share similar experiences of finding and changing light bulbs and how the whole Meet ought to have gone differently, while still praising the cooking, the home made booze and assorted shinies :D

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs, advocating safe handling techniques for the dead bulb and enquiring about the public liability aspects of suitable training .:nono:

5 to point out that techically it's not a natural resource but that the dead bulb is a useful recepticle and that the filament is just the thing to make a rather specialised trap mechanism :thinkerg:

18 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs :sigh:

12 to flame the spell checkers :240:

6 to correct spelling/grammar flames :tapedshut:

22 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...and why aren't they using candles ? and how best to pack a spare into a survival tin or a 30ltr pack :dunno:

another 6 to condemn those 22 as anal-retentive :bluThinki and instigate an off topic underthread about candle lanterns versus tilley lamps :rolleyes:

2 'professionals' to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" and that real bushcrafters only use firelight. :) Survivalists however are recommended to stock pile bulbs in suitable locations and have access to a generator.

10 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs that are suitably camouflaged and low impact on the environment, and that come recommended by a certain OD clad personality :cool:

8 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's and enquire about copyright issues :BlueTeamE

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy and that come TEOTWAWKI there won't be any power to run the bulbs anyway :rolleyes: Underthread resurrected to praise the forethought of the survivalist mindset versus the bushcrafting one and recommend natural power methods suitable for running lightbulbs.

9 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ and get back on topic.

13 to ask what is a "FAQ" :confused:

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" :22: and complain about the heavy handed attempts of the Mod Squad to keep the thread in order.

25 to say "search the forum on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs" :rant:

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again asking about Jamies and lumens and led's :naughty:

:beerchug:
Toddy
 

British Red

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Dec 30, 2005
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And of course...

7 to tell us how much better things are in Scotland where anyone can plug a bulb into your mains (right to light)

1 to post that "its all just about camping lanterns...."

1 to tell us "mounatin climbers only use headlights and candles have been outmoded for 100 years"

1 to complain they have just sent the day making genuine Roman oil lamps

Another to complain that they should be making rushlights

3 to complain that its socially irresponsible to burn anything, ever and we should all carry windmills

Someone to post about some hoodie who set fire to a tower block

2 to post that the hoodie is misunderstood and, despite a million pounds in damage just needs a really warm cuddle

2 more to suggest that ritual disemboweling of said 14 year old (with a Woodlore) is the least the little thug should expect

1 odd memebr to suggest that their parents also never bought bananas

etc...........
 

Shewie

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Dec 15, 2005
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Brilliant Mary :D


I think I've fallen into each of them at some point though :eek:


..... tries to think of more but it's just too late.
 

SimonM

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Apr 7, 2007
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2 'professionals' to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" and that real bushcrafters only use firelight. Survivalists however are recommended to stock pile bulbs in suitable locations and have access to a generator.

Sad, but I was that man (well one of them at least) :lmao: :eek:
 

malente

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Jan 14, 2007
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hahaha! :D

1 to point out that he has seen Bear Grylls changing light bulbs on on Man vs. Wild

246 to point out that Bear Grylls is a sissy and Ray Mears is so much better at changing light bulbs
 

British Red

M.A.B (Mad About Bushcraft)
Dec 30, 2005
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And one to reply that Les Hiddins don't need know girly lights - he illuminates his swag by hanging a burning kangaroo up by the tail :)
 

weaver

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Jul 9, 2006
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Or just one if BR wants it bad enough...

Blow the glass bulb
Coil nichrome wire
insert wire in bulb
mold clay base to fit fixture
Pull vacuum on bulb
seal base
Screw in bulb
flip switch to solar charged battery bank


:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy
 

Toddy

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Jan 21, 2005
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S. Lanarkshire
:D
I'm feart to go out the door :rolleyes: I swear those clegs are waiting for me :eek:
and I'm trying to write up guidelines to be translated into half a dozen other languages so I'm kind of stuck to my desk this weekend.

atb,
M
 

BorderReiver

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Mar 31, 2004
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:D
I'm feart to go out the door :rolleyes: I swear those clegs are waiting for me :eek:
and I'm trying to write up guidelines to be translated into half a dozen other languages so I'm kind of stuck to my desk this weekend.

atb,
M

Best place to be really.

Too hot outside and rampaging clegs are definitely to be avoided.:eek:
 

firecrest

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Mar 16, 2008
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Nice one Toddy, but you forgot ...

46 bushcrafters to query if thats how Ray Mears changes a lightbulb
And then....

134 more bushcrafts to point out it doesnt matter how Ray changes a lightbulb and he doesnt do it right anyway!
 

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