This just in...

[savagebushcraft]

Approximately thirty minutes ago, at 12:00 GMT, I received word from the United States Department of Defence (USDOD) regarding the whereabouts of Ivan, aka Mick Sturbs, codename: sleepy weasel.

The following images where captured by a combination of torpedo boat (using high power, telephoto lens) on routine patrol, and NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration), just off the Golfito coast, Central America. Latitude : 8.600 Longitude : -83.167.

As of yet his mental and physical condition cannot be verified. Some time between visual contact and deployment of in shore dirigible, sleepy weasel made good his escape as the light faded, leaving no trace and no leads for the authorities to follow.

If anyone has any information, regarding the currant location of codename sleepy weasel, you are advised NOT to approach and to notify Devon County Council, on 01234 567890

 

[Shewie]

Lol, nice one

Bit windy that night was it ?

 

[Bushwhacker]

Ha! Ivans done a runner has he?

 

[zeBarOOn]

Good to see he was still able to get a can of Carlsberg over there!

 

[savagebushcraft]

Apparently the tarp lifted about 10 feet into the air, before emptying it's water content and landing on top of him, at around 4am. Since then he has been drying his kit and himself. lol

He may have gone into hiding. Further reports may follow, as and when they arrive on my desk

And yep, Carlsberg, so good the Danes hate to see it in Costa Rica...

 

[Savagewolfrm]

Was that a left leg of pork I saw being roasted over the fire...?

 

[savagebushcraft]

Nah, pigs are right handed lol

 

[dave53]

i wondered where he was if you see him adam tell him to give me a bell he has my number regards dave

 

[Bushwhacker]

Was that a left leg of pork I saw being roasted over the fire...?

'Tis the way to go for sure.

 

[Harvestman]

Is there a special technique required for batoning a can of carlsberg? And what would you do with it afterwards?

 

[savagebushcraft]

Is there a special technique required for batoning a can of carlsberg? And what would you do with it afterwards?

I believe Ivan fashioned a pair of very small water skis from them, which he later used to aid his escape. Throwing a line of chain cordage (made from the left over ring pulls) over the capstan of a passing fishing vessel...

 

[Savagewolfrm]

Was this fishing vessel the Japanese one that has gone on to the norweigen coast line looking for the minky whale, apparently this boat will be away for the next 8 months at sea hope Ivan will be back soon maybe fashion a boogie board from the tail bone.

 

[savagebushcraft]

What, from his own tail bone?

 

[R3XXY]

Had to laugh at the fourth pic

 

[Everything Mac]

Lol nice one!

 

[Savagewolfrm]

The fifth pick reminds me of Tom hanks in castaway can't seem to find Wilson in the picture

 

[Everything Mac]

Why is is he now "Ex member Mick Sturbs"?

 

[savagebushcraft]

Why is is he now "Ex member Mick Sturbs"?

It's a long story, one for him to explain himself. We'll get him back don't worry.

 

[savagebushcraft]

Last weekend, codename Sleepy Weasel was reported trying to evade the Boroko police department. The sightings took place in Joyce bay, just south of Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea. Locals were first alerted to his activity, when he was seen crossing the bay on foot. Later reports (supported by photographs, presented by tourists) claimed Sleepy Weasel was accompanied by several others. It is not clear to what his intentions were, but residents remained untouched by this visit.

The following images are those captured by witnesses.

One local was even coerced into aiding Sleepy Weasel gather materials, for an unknown purpose.

Local officials deployed a remote surveillance device into the camp. to assess any dangers and gather information.

If anyone has any information, particularly regarding the identity of the assailant in the final image, please continue to contact the nearest interpol office, immediately.

 

[Bushwhacker]

Looks like the net is closing in on him.