The May End Meet...

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Ivan...

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Jul 28, 2011
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Hi Paul, yes certainly dear, but i don't know exactly where you want to be, is it hang, if so remind me, or is it beautiful spacious luxury bell tent etc etc ?

Ivan...
 

Paul Webster

Full Member
Jan 29, 2011
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Stroud
Also, I'd like a daily copy of the Times and freshly squeezed orange juice served with my breakfast. What time does the sauna open?

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Ivan...

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Jul 28, 2011
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Dartmoor
My Dear Mr Webster, it appears you have delusions of grandeur sir, and i for one will not be pampering your every whim!

You seem to have softened with time, what has happened to the rufty tufty -5 torrential rain woodland hard man i once new? " Sighs"

Anyroad up, i will on this occaision relent and am prepared to ensure that an ironed copy of the Times and freshly squeeze orange juice will be there every morning of your stay.

Re the sauna, i am having a cast bath delivered to the wood, which i will light a fire underneath and call you when the correct temperature has been reached (white fluffy towels will be extra)

Alternatively, you can continue to cause considerable damage to the Dartmoor National Park office facilities, which you have been sneaking off to use in recent months!

That poor chap(operative) was normal, until he walked in to the toilet cubical one morning after a paricularly heavy night, infused with chilli, strong cheese, cider and brandy.

And various members of our esteemed group have noticed the mans strange gait since!

Your best attention at all times.

Ivan...
 

Paul Webster

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Jan 29, 2011
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Stroud
As I too am approaching a milestone birthday next year I thought it was time to start enjoying lifes comforts. Plus, sitting around in woods with a bunch of old men wearing slippers and drinking coco has mellowed me somewhat.

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Savagewolfrm

Nomad
Oct 29, 2008
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North Devon
mutha pigging blasting crrap. cant make this one guys as am away myself that weekend. gonna miss you all boo hoo
next time though im there
have a good one but not too great a one lol

all the best
Rick
 

Ivan...

Ex member
Jul 28, 2011
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Dartmoor
Well! What can i say, never mind chaps, we will fly the Dartmoor Flag at half mast, but also drink a toast to you and rip you all to shreds in your absense.

Let those ears burn, that weekend.

Paul Newman.
Rick Graveyard.
Patrols.
Mandimoo.
 

BenTheSweep

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Apr 12, 2013
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Bristol
Hi Ivan,
As much as I would love to make this one I am going to be otherwise engaged that weekend.
Remember that I along with two pals am coming down on the weekend of the 14th 15th and 16th of June though for some shenanigans.

Cheers,

Dirty Ben
 

Ivan...

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Jul 28, 2011
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Dartmoor
Hi Ben, Shame pal, not to worry the dates you have reminded me of, were well and truly forgotten! Still i don't have your business organisational skills! So send me a text nearer the time with the dates, and i will endeavour to make your stay at Dartmoor Towers, as comfortable as possible.

We will have a good time, just hope you have told your mates, just what they are in for!

Have a great weekend yourself.

Atb.

Ivan...
 

dave53

On a new journey
Jan 30, 2010
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hi ivan reserve my usual spot please will try to get there midday thursday regards dave ps im excited
 

Ivan...

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Jul 28, 2011
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Dartmoor
Hi Dave, your spot has been coned and taped off, with a reserved sign on it for days and i have my people check it twice a day.

See you Thursday at about noon buddy, the kettle will be on!

Ivan...
 

Ivan...

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Jul 28, 2011
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Dartmoor
Ouch! Sorry to hear that Richie, thought you had been a bit quiet, hope you feel better soon mate and we will definately have a get better soon toast in your honour my friend.

As soon as you are well enough, give me a shout and i will organise a " Harry the Spider's " Coming aaht party, especially in your honour.

Atb.

Ivan and all the other reprobates...
 

dave53

On a new journey
Jan 30, 2010
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wales
hi ivan im bringing some smokey barbaque boneless thighs with me uuuuum regards dave
 

Paul Webster

Full Member
Jan 29, 2011
316
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Stroud
Looking forward to getting down, gonna pack my gear tomorrow. May have to keep unpacking and repacking just to pass the time

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Bucephalas

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Jan 19, 2012
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Chepstow, Wales
Now Mr. Webster, I have contacted you for your address to send it back "special delivery". Do let me have it old boy and I shall return it pronto.

I know you're not really bothered but I do like to get things returned ASAP; apart from the Green Man's chair that is, I haven't finished soiling that yet!

I am now out of the third world MASH unit that Wales calls a hospital and am spending the next 10 days drugged out of my face at home.
Whilst Viral Meningitis can't be treated in any way, the added infection of my deep sinuses required intravenous anti-bionics for a few days and another heavy 5 day dose at home.
I still haven't ruled out attempted murder by Altropa Belladonna poisoning yet. I must stop leaving my plant ID books around the house!

On the plus side I've managed to get on my feet today and visit the keyboard and I've res-stocked my FAK with class A drugs!

I'll miss this meet for sure but will make it up with a few sly trips down in the very near future.

Raise one for Drew for those who met him, mine can wait until I'm there.
 

redandshane

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Oct 20, 2007
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Batheaston
Now Mr. Webster, I have contacted you for your address to send it back "special delivery". Do let me have it old boy and I shall return it pronto.

I know you're not really bothered but I do like to get things returned ASAP; apart from the Green Man's chair that is, I haven't finished soiling that yet!

I am now out of the third world MASH unit that Wales calls a hospital and am spending the next 10 days drugged out of my face at home.
Whilst Viral Meningitis can't be treated in any way, the added infection of my deep sinuses required intravenous anti-bionics for a few days and another heavy 5 day dose at home.
I still haven't ruled out attempted murder by Altropa Belladonna poisoning yet. I must stop leaving my plant ID books around the house!

On the plus side I've managed to get on my feet today and visit the keyboard and I've res-stocked my FAK with class A drugs!

I'll miss this meet for sure but will make it up with a few sly trips down in the very near future.

Raise one for Drew for those who met him, mine can wait until I'm there.

Whinger

On a very positive note though The man who invented the internet has offered me a lift down
And hopefully we will get it together and i will arrive in style with my new chauffeur
I just hope he doesn't expect me to help put up his big top and install his central heating
Whats for tea ?
 

Bucephalas

Full Member
Jan 19, 2012
1,058
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Chepstow, Wales
Whinger

On a very positive note though The man who invented the internet has offered me a lift down
And hopefully we will get it together and i will arrive in style with my new chauffeur
I just hope he doesn't expect me to help put up his big top and install his central heating
Whats for tea ?

I hope he takes the opportunity of testing his new ejector seat whilst doing 120 down the M5!
 

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