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santaman2000

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Just a loving father waiting for his little girl's prom date to arrive. (PBH)

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Robbi

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Round our way, an old guy regularly drives around on his battered old tractor yelling about the end of the world. He's called Farmer Geddon.
 

jellyfinger

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A piece of string goes into the bar. .barman says, 'sorry we don't serve string in here'
The string walks outside, roughs himself up for five minutes and returns to the bar.
The barman says 'hang on a minute are you a piece of string?'

'Nope' says the string, 'I'm afraid not'

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Goatboy

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Did you hear about the claivoyant dwarf that recently escaped from prison? Local press are reporting a small, medium at large.
 

Harvestman

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If a man gets ill he has man-flu. Women refuse to take this seriously.

If a man gives man-flu to a woman, it mutates into you swine flu, and men are expected to take it very seriously indeed.
 

Goatboy

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Hear the one about a red-indian chief who drank 50 gallons of tea?
He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee
 

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