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Stoopid jokes

Discussion in 'Other Chatter' started by nickliv, Dec 4, 2010.

  1. Alan De Enfield

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  3. Alan De Enfield

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    My mate has been collecting the "Osteopathy Monthly Magazine" for 20 years. He says that he has a lot of back issues.
     
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    Why can't you here a Pterodactyl in the toilet?


    Because the "P" is silent
     
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    One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The barman asks the man what he wants.

    The man says “Oh just a beer”.

    The barman asked the man “What's wrong,why are you so down today?”.

    The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month”.

    The barman said “So what's wrong with that?"

    The man said “Well, the month is up tonight”.
     
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    When I was in Dubai, I was amazed that the people there do not like the Flintstones, when the people in Abu Dhabi do.
     
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    Out bird watching today, bumped into Sinead O'Connor, I asked if she'd seen much, she told me "so far it's been seven Owls and fifteen Jays."
     
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    Why did the turkey cross the road?




    Because it's a helicopter!



    My son. Aged 6.........

    Sent from my SM-G903F using Tapatalk
     
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    ?????????????:O_O:
     
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    I was in the garden the other day when I heard music. I looked around and realised it was coming from the veg patch. As I walked over I could hear it was actually Bee Gees songs!!

    I just couldn't find where it was coming from and eventually I got down on my hands and knees to see if I could find the source. Finally I realised it was in the herb section, then it struck me...............................

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    It was just the Chives talkin'!
     
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    That is definitely worth a grooaaaan...
     
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    If it wasn’t the Stoopid Jokes thread, he’d be getting his coat. :D
     
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    Two parrots sitting on a perch.
    One says to the other "can you smell fish?"
     
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    Two sausages and an egg are in a frying pan.

    The egg says "it's bloody hot in here!"

    One sausage turns to the other and says "hey, did you hear that? A talking egg!!"
     
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    My wife's driving me to drink.

    Lucky man, me!

    Saves me getting a taxi.

    I'll get my coat...
     
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    My wife said that sex is better on holiday.

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    Let me tell you...that was not a nice postcard to get.
     
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