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Stoopid jokes

Discussion in 'Other Chatter' started by nickliv, Dec 4, 2010.

  1. Robbi

    Robbi Full Member

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    What do you call a musician without a girlfriend ?

    Homeless. :)
     
  2. santaman2000

    santaman2000 M.A.B (Mad About Bushcraft)

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    This might explain it even better https://youtu.be/SURma5PlfGs
     
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  4. Harvestman

    Harvestman Bushcrafter through and through

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    I've been suffering with an infection of Bacillus gyrinus.

    What's that?

    Oh, just a bug that is going around...



    (Biologist joke)
     
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    Nearly wet myself laughing at this. Currently working my way through their gallery on Facebook right now - Tundra comics. Just like Larson's humour and subtle skill with a pen.


    [​IMG]
     
  6. John Fenna

    John Fenna Lifetime Member & Maker

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    Excellent - I have just had a pleasant time viewing their website!
     
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    What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

    you only have to punch the beat once into a drum machine.

     
  8. Harvestman

    Harvestman Bushcrafter through and through

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    Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?

    Were you advised to walk 500 more?

    You could be entitled to compensation.

    Call the Pro Claimers NOW.
     
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    As a railway enthusiast, I have lots of jokes about monorails......

    ....I say jokes, they are all one-liners.
     
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    Badoom tish... Get your coat Sir :D

    Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.
     
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    I was hoovering downstairs this morning and got a pain in my chest, turned round and there was the Grim Reaper! Instinctively I battered him with the vacuum cleaner......talk about Dyson with death! 💀
     
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    Harvestman Bushcrafter through and through

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    That joke sucks...
     
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    :lmao::You_Rock_
     
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    I've just found out my mates been drinking brake fluid, I told him he's becoming addicted to it...

    ..he says he's not and can stop,any time.
     
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    Harvestman Bushcrafter through and through

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    :35: Excellent :lmao:
     
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    Bleedin' heck... :D

    Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.
     
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    My mate has just started a new band called 1023mb.

    They are still waiting on there 1st gig.

    😜

    Windy
     
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    My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!

    Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web..
     
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    This one might resonate with a few of us on here...

    How do you get a fat bloke into bed?

    Piece of cake!
     

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