Hawk the Slayer

[Andy BB]

Must watch Hawk the Slayer again - got it on DVD somewhere...............

For films that are so bad they're brilliant, I give you The Toxic Avenger..................

 

[Melonfish]

Sorry but whenever someone mentions hawk the slayer i think of spaced.

Bilbo Bagshot: I was like you once. Blonde hair. Scraggly little beard. Childlike ears. Full of beans, and spunk. I let my principles get in the way of things. I punched a bloke in the face once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish.
Tim: Good for you.

then later:

Bilbo: [Stand-offish] What's Derek like as a boss?
Tim: [Stand-offish] He's okay. Don't fully agree with his policy on vintage comic display.
[Pause]
Bilbo: [Desperate] Look, Tim, I'm sorry I fired you. It was a mistake! Will you come back?
Tim: Oh, why? Things not working out with the new guy?
Bilbo: [Sheepish] You could say that.
[Flash cut to Bilbo's shop]
Tim's Replacement: Hawk the Slayer's rubbish!
[Bilbo punches him; cut back to the rival comic shop]

 

[durulz]

And let's not forget 'Bad Taste'.

'I'm a Derek - and Derek's don't run!'

 

[Melonfish]

Oh if we're going to do peter jackson we've got to put a mention in for "Braindead"
"I kick **** for the lord!" best scene ever.
still can't look at custard...

 

[JAG009]

Conan films were badass, red sonja was crap though..

Conan the destroyer is on tonight itv4

Jason

 

[Nagual]

They are remaking Conan... in 3D - basically means it will be bloody awful.

Was it Hawk that had the same death scene / image used at lots of different times, even completely different scenes? lol Hawk has a lot to answer for..

 

[Spikey DaPikey]

this thread reads like the most watched VHS films when i was growing up