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I wanna walk up the side of a mountain
I wanna walk down the other side of the mountain
I wanna swim in the river and lie in the sun
I wanna try to be nice to everyone
(REPEAT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSer4wdHvm8
I reckon Scott deserves the prize for all the stick he's taking
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Haha Mary I'm only keeping quiet cos I've not thought of a good quote of my own yet! Keep up the good work guys theres some belters in here
...he just went ape when he discovered someone had been using his beer bottles to avoid getting out of the hammock in the middle of the night
Come to a Scottish meet up and go ape monkeying around and feel free to go bananas to 
Before you know it its time to split
Before you know it its time to split
Ooooh I've got one
You go to all of these civilised Scotland South meets, keep yourself to yourself, don't touch the demon drink and are generally a model citizen but you turn up with one monkey suit and one bottle of beer and it's all over the forum!
Wee fun challenge for the Scotland South team to find how many lies there are in that statement
You go to all of these civilised Scotland South meets, keep yourself to yourself, don't touch the demon drink and are generally a model citizen but you turn up with one monkey suit and one bottle of beer and it's all over the forum!
Wee fun challenge for the Scotland South team to find how many lies there are in that statement
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
..............
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you
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Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Desperate to get into Bushcraft Betty's sleeping bag with her, Scott opted for a cunning disguise of the lost cuddly teddy bear.
However the even craftier John Fenna supplied him a monkey suit instead.
Sorry, bit long-winded I know. Some really great captions too. Did laugh out loud at a couple.
However the even craftier John Fenna supplied him a monkey suit instead.
Sorry, bit long-winded I know. Some really great captions too. Did laugh out loud at a couple.
The King of the Swingers....
The Jungle VIP....
Treated to all the perks of being a VIP....
Until they claim their chair came to life and moved!
The Jungle VIP....
Treated to all the perks of being a VIP....
Until they claim their chair came to life and moved!
In his quest to light fire the natural way, dressing up as King Louie to learn the power of "mans red flower" may have been a step too far....
Oh oobedoo, I wanna be like you oo ooo
Gah, beaten to it by Toddy.....
Oh oobedoo, I wanna be like you oo ooo
Gah, beaten to it by Toddy.....
they say bushcrafters are just big kids, in this case its correct wearing soorting new jimmer jammers and an adult nappy he is both comfortable and he can go to the loo wherever and whenever he wants.
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