Knife amnesty

[Bushwhacker]

I had a whistle confiscated off my key ring.

They are dangerous on planes apparently


God help the terrorist who attacks our contry with.....a whistle

If someone was able to hijack a plane with a whistle, they deserve to keep the bloody plane.

 

[Rebirth]

Last night I sat down to have my dinner in front of tv, I got all the way to the lounge when I realized I had brought 2 forks and not a knife GRRRRRR

 

[poddle]

Last night I sat down to have my dinner in front of tv, I got all the way to the lounge when I realized I had brought 2 forks and not a knife GRRRRRR

You should sit at the table then... properly

 

[John Fenna]

Last night I sat down to have my dinner in front of tv, I got all the way to the lounge when I realized I had brought 2 forks and not a knife GRRRRRR

Shoot! - Ah dun thayart tooo!
Jist reached over to the side and grabbed wun uv mah knives off-of the wall display...kinda hard eatin peas off-of a razor sharp bushie clone though......

 

[Tony]

Umm, so should this thread go into the edged tools thread then?

 

[Peat]

Its easy... just don't read those threads. I've managed to avoid it completely

No you aint Peat, your on this one

. Touché.

 

[Toddy]

Shoot! - Ah dun thayart tooo!
Jist reached over to the side and grabbed wun uv mah knives off-of the wall display...kinda hard eatin peas off-of a razor sharp bushie clone though......

"I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life,
It makes them taste kind of funny,
But it keeps them on my knife "



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[British Red]

I wish I was a little worm
Wriggling on my tummy
I'd crawl into a hunny pot
And make my tummy gummy

(oops thought we had gone off into childhood rhymes )

 

[Klenchblaize]

I vote for a ban on the ownership Drawer Queen knives and look forward to the amnesty!

 

[Neumo]

I had a whistle confiscated off my key ring.

They are dangerous on planes apparently

I learn something everyday on this forum. Having just added a mountain whistle to my keyring I now know to take it off before it gets nicked at the airport.

Does not every lifejacket on the plane have a whistle?

 

[John Fenna]

I wish I was a little worm
Wriggling on my tummy
I'd crawl into a hunny pot
And make my tummy gummy

(oops thought we had gone off into childhood rhymes )

Honey roast worm....Mmmmmmm!
And you dony need a knife to eat them with!

 

[Logical]

...
Does not every lifejacket on the plane have a whistle?

Shhhh. If the terrorists realize that, planes will drop out the sky!

 

[British Red]

I learn something everyday on this forum. Having just added a mountain whistle to my keyring I now know to take it off before it gets nicked at the airport.

Does not every lifejacket on the plane have a whistle?

That sir is an excellent point!

 

[poddle]

What use is a life jacket when you smash head first into the side of a mountain.

Never did work that one out.

 

[Logical]

What use is a life jacket when you smash head first into the side of a mountain.

Never did work that one out.

What if there is a nice lake on the other side of the mountain?

 

[Bushwhacker]

I want a parachute not a frickin' life jacket.

 

[poddle]

Exactly Bushwhacker what use is a life jacket and whistle if you resemble 30 litres of ketchup




I suppose we are not allowed to parachute out of a crashing plane due to health and safety

 

[John Fenna]

What use is a life jacket when you smash head first into the side of a mountain.

Never did work that one out.

Simple - put the lifejacket on and you come back to life - you have to do it without help though....

 

[helixpteron]

If someone was able to hijack a plane with a whistle, they deserve to keep the bloody plane.

There's whistles, and there's whistles!

 

[poddle]

Simple - put the lifejacket on and you come back to life - you have to do it without help though....

But me arms are all snapped and me spine looks like plate of minced beef John.... help!!!!