OT Women

[NatG]

you're all crazy mental, for a start, why do you insist on hanging around in groups of no less than 5? and why do you all go to the toilet together? Why do you expect men to know hwat it is you want when you have not in fact told us, and if you're upset, why exactly should i " know already" i would have remembered if you'ds have told me, but you haven't so why should i know?

end of rant

 

[sapper1]

Women problems Nat ?

 

[Mesquite]

Women problems Nat ?

Sounds like it

Nat, the answer to your question is simple.... they're women and not meant to be understood by men.... any more than women understand us men.

And no doubt this thread is going to get very interesting in a bit

 

[sapper1]

I get on very well with my wife,I just let her think I do as I'm told.I wear the trousers in my house,she tells me I can!

 

[spiritofold]

I could never be without my missus though!
They are so much fun in the woods!!!

Andy >>>>>---------------------------------------<>

 

[firecrest]

I don't hang around with other women! And I go to the toilet on my own.
I do have the whole moody thing though, poor Phil is always wondering what he did to deserve my moodswings, but trust me it usually is ALL his fault

 

[spamel]

Women are really stupid because they think we know more than we actually do! When i drop a hint for a birthday/christmas oresent, it is a magazine left open on her duvet before she has got out of bed with a permy marker pen ring right round what i want. When she drops me a hint, it makes the cryptic questions from 3..2..1.. look simple!

 

[Jodie]

Heh... I think what you might have done there is extrapolate from a few instances to an
entire group. Why do all men do this I wonder

 

[NatG]

Heh... I think what you might have done there is extrapolate from a few instances to an
entire group. Why do all men do this I wonder

because by finding out that other men don't understand women, then i fell better and slightly less useless, thanks guys

 

[spamel]

Heh... I think what you might have done there is extrapolate from a few instances to an
entire group. Why do all men do this I wonder

I see what you've done there! Very good! Of course, not all men do this. The gay men are saved from the idiosyncracies of women!

 

[scanker]

LOLZ. To quote another forums I frequent: women : snakes with tits.

That's not my view necessarily, but it seems to fit with your argument.

 

[korvin karbon]

LOLZ. To quote another forums I frequent: women : snakes with tits.

That's not my view necessarily, but it seems to fit with your argument.

im stealing that quote LOL, perfect analogy for my ex's LOL

 

[alpha_centaur]

I don't hang around with other women! And I go to the toilet on my own.
I do have the whole moody thing though, poor Phil is always wondering what he did to deserve my moodswings, but trust me it usually is ALL his fault

Did you make a typo there should usually not have been always that's what I get told anyway

 

[alpha_centaur]

In fact we're all obviously henpecked. I can see only one remedy a bottle of whisky and


Take to the wood's

 

[Walks with dogs]

http://www.toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html

Truer than many of us would like to admit.

 

[phaserrifle]

can't comment on the other stuff. but it certainly is true about the going to toilets in twos.
it's not unusual for one of the girls at collage to turn round to her mate and say "I need the toilet" both will then walk out.....




is there some kind of monster that inhabits girls toilets, and requires two girls to chase it off or something?

 

[saddle_tramp]

i know theyre a different species n all. . . but when it comes down to it, i wouldnt wanna change much if anything about em

 

[AJB]

I wouldn't want to change them, just move them further away!

 

[xylaria]

Why do you expect men to know hwat it is you want when you have not in fact told us, and if you're upset, why exactly should i " know already" i would have remembered if you'ds have told me, but you haven't so why should i know?

end of rant

Women do this because we can understand body language like blokes understand haines manuals. This effectively is why women can kind of mind read, and why some women expect men to able to the same.

When the moon is at certain phases we turn into werewolves, this is caused by oestrogens breaking down into androgens (male hormones) so women turn into teenage boys for fews days. The problem is teenage boys are told it is very important to control aggresion,but some women think that controling yourself doesn't apply. Try and think about when your hormones had surges, well that is what PMT is like. Everything in the world makes you angry and you can't work out why.

I hope that makes things clearer.

 

[squantrill]

Guys buy women are from venus men are from mars book..!!

Its quite remarkable not really your average book for a bushcrafter however.. Trust me its a good read it does not claim to be the be all and end all od relationships but it does make you sort of understand the other sex! anybody not understanding there partner both read this first I read it and saw so much into the way I react and my wife likewise..

(usual disclaimer no connection with authour blah blah blah)