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Biker

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Just heard Leonard Nimoy passed away today aged 83. Sad news. :(

But he left a lasting legacy, including this little gem that the over 50s here might remember with fondness. R.I.P. Mr Spock.

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John Fenna

Lifetime Member & Maker
Oct 7, 2006
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While Mr Fenna is tuning his banjo, this Scotch person is tuning his pipes!

[video=youtube;amNF_F6oeRU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNF_F6oeRU[/video]

(It's worth watching by the way, a really bonny lassie!)

That is cool!
I love the Pipes - although they call me "Welsh" my Mother was Scots and my Paternal Grandfather was in The Royal Scots...
 

Harvestman

Bushcrafter through and through
May 11, 2007
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I once had a crush on this pretty Dutch girl who had to wear inflatable shoes owing to arthritic metatarsals.

Eventually I rang her house to ask her out but her Dad said she'd popped her clogs.
 
When making cakes, good mothers let the kids lick the beaters.
Great mothers turn the mixer off first.


Q) What's invisible and smell of banana's?
A) Monkeys Farts

Q) What's blue and smells of paint?
A) Blue Paint.

Q) Have you been to the restaurant on the moon?
A) The foods great, but not atmosphere...
 

Goatboy

Full Member
Jan 31, 2005
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I've named my new Samsung phone "The Titanic". So now when I plug it into the computer it says "The Titanic is syncing"!
 
My pals a drummer in a pub rock group. He has played with them for years. Over the past few months his drumming has got progressively worse and he has developed problems with his timing. The rest of the band had a meeting to discuss his poor timing and decided to sack him. Totally devastated given the commitment he had shown over the years he threw himself behind a train.
 

Macaroon

A bemused & bewildered
Jan 5, 2013
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SE Wales
My pals a drummer in a pub rock group. He has played with them for years. Over the past few months his drumming has got progressively worse and he has developed problems with his timing. The rest of the band had a meeting to discuss his poor timing and decided to sack him. Totally devastated given the commitment he had shown over the years he threw himself behind a train.

How can you tell when the drum riser is level?

When the drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth!
 

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